Dear oh so beautiful diary,

It has been one heck of an adventure upon this oh so corrupting island. We as young English boys came to this stranded piece of land amongst the deepest depths of the ocean, and now the ones left have been rescued by the navy. If it hadn't been for the timely arrival of the naval officers, I may not be writing to you today, I may as well be dead. Jack and his boys were chasing me, setting fires, trying to burn the island down just to cut off my head! Who in the Lord's name would want to cut off another boys head? I am telling you, this island is full of bad, corrupting ways! We were all friends upon our crash landing, but after awhile power and greediness got in the way of our once pleasing behavior! Piggy has died due to our selfishness! This behavior is unacceptable, or was, for now we are heading home or at least I think we are.

With all my hope and sincere regrets,

Ralphy Boy